Daily Wisdom

May 27, 2006

Looney Liberal of the Week: Howard Dean

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week's award goes to Howard Dean. This is Dean's second weekly award. He also won the 2005 Looney Liberal of the Year Award by popular vote! Howard wins this award for his assertion on Wednesday, that "There's a difference between the involvement of Congressman Jefferson in activities for which there's been no indictment and the culture of corruption that extends throughout the White House, the vice president's office and both houses of Congress".

Are you kidding me? Of course there's a difference! The FBI caught William Jefferson 'red-handed' accepting a bribe. They have him on video tape and audio tape. They found $90,000 in his freezer! There is no such proof of the 'alleged' corruption of Tom Delay, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby or Dick Cheney. The difference is that Congressman Jefferson is not 'allegedly' guilty... he's OBVIOUSLY guilty. Dean is as nutty as a fruitcake if he's suggesting anything less.

Dean is guilty of the worst kind of loonacy... trying to protect a political slogan in an election year. All Dean needs is a few more Democrats like William Jefferson, and the slogan culture of corruption could come back to haunt him.

But the loonacy doesn't stop there. Howard Dean then went on to say that Democrats are "not perfect, but we will make sure that any member of the House -- Democrat or Republican -- 1) does not get any more free meals; 2) does not get any more free jet plane rides; 3) is not allowed to sneak riders in the middle of bills that have already been passed and voted on before they're given to the president..."

Please note that Dean did not say, "...and 4) IS NOT ALLOWED ACCEPT CASH DONATIONS OF $10,000 OR MORE FOR CONVENIENT FREEZER STORAGE!" Hmmmm. I wonder why he forgot that last one?


At 5/27/2006 2:14 PM , Blogger Barb said...

Howard Looney is going to see to it that Only bribes of great value are given from now on .Only Cold Hard Cash ,Diamonds ,Gold maybe stock in major companies will be accepted .
And what does looney Howie have to say about what 'Riders ' are slipped into billsfor the Pres. to sign, I didn't realize he could make laws or even ruls for the House and Senate? His name should just be Lhoward,he has earned a permanent L.

At 5/27/2006 7:39 PM , Blogger camojack said...

The more How Weird Dean talks...the better for our side.

At 5/28/2006 6:30 AM , Blogger Maggie said...

Do you suppose that Dean is really 'Howie'?

At 5/28/2006 12:01 PM , Blogger RAM said...

Howard is looney all right!

Now, keep in mind, I say this as a Republican: We may need an award for the Looney Conservative of the Month, IF, the Congress approves an amnesty bill, or IF Dennis Hastert stands by his rediculous assertion that Jefferson's papers being taken were a breach of the "seperation of powers" clause!

That makes ALL politicians look like they think they are ABOVE the law!

Having said that, I realize they ALREADY think that! It is just that they are SUPPOSED to hide that little fact from us peons!

At 5/28/2006 8:49 PM , Blogger camojack said...

"Howie" came out awhile back.

Here's the story...

At 5/29/2006 5:21 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Where do I sign up? I want to get on the 'gravy train' too!

Or, maybe it should be Howard L. Dean? The L can stand for Looney, Left-Wing, Low-down, Liberal or any other "L" word you can think of.

At 5/29/2006 5:24 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

You got that right!

I think our "Howie" was modeled after the Howard Dean.

That's true. There are a couple of Looney Neo-cons and Looney RINOs out there too!

At 5/29/2006 5:39 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

BTW, if you read Camo's link, you will notice that in about the fifth or sixth sentence Howie says, "You nailed it Hawkeye!" He was referring to my post of August 6, 2005 HERE, where I named Howie "the Looniest Liberal Left-Wing idiot of the bunch". Howie was referring to the fact that I suggested he was "really a conservative who brings the term 'satire' to a whole new level." Camojack raised similar suspicions before I posted my article, but I guess after being named the Looniest of the Top Ten Liberals, there was no place for him to go but down. Hahahaha! (:D)

At 5/30/2006 5:52 PM , Blogger Maggie said...

I'm confused.The Howie link took me to the Hooey blog age 46.Wasn't Howie (the SF troll)a college student who couldn't spell?

At 5/30/2006 6:19 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

No. "Hooey" age 46 was pretending to be "Howie" (the college age kid that couldn't spell). It was all an elaborate hoax. "Hooey" got tired of playing "Howie" and let us in on his secret. Read the article in Camo's link for more explanation.


At 5/31/2006 1:05 AM , Blogger radar said...

You always have a great looney and I rarely comment, however, Cold Hard Cash is just too good to ignore. But barb beat me to it.


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