Daily Wisdom

August 06, 2005

Top 10 Loony Liberal Idiots

Inspired by "The Top 10 Conservative Idiots" at the Democratic Underground website, it seemed only logical to return the favor (as there is no shortage of Liberal idiots). So let's start the show...




Charlie Rangel
This is the smiling idiot from the 15th Congressional District of New York. A frequent speaker on various talk shows, he always seems to be smiling or laughing. That is, until you start a discussion about a topic that triggers Democratic talking-points. Then he turns into a shrill, raspy-voiced lunatic. After 5 minutes of ranting, you begin to think that his head is going to explode.

Hillary Clinton
Often called "Shrillary" or "Hillarious", this former First Lady of the United States is the only U.S. Senator to have her portrait in the White House. Having achieved fame solely as the wife of a former President, this carpet-bagger conned the people of New York State into electing her to office. She is shrewd, a liar, and down-right mean. In 2008, she wants to follow in the footsteps of other losers who ran for the presidency as Democrats.


Chuck Schumer
This guy is another Liberal idiot. As the other U.S. Senator from New York, Schumer is a headstrong guy. He is unafraid to steal patents from drug companies and give them to generic manufacturers. He is an obstructionist. He was overheard saying that he would start "a war" against ANY nominee President Bush put forward for Supreme Court justice. According to Orrin Hatch (R-UT), he asks "dumbass questions" at judicial hearings.

Dick Durbin
This idiotic Senator (D-IL) compared our troops at Guantanamo Bay Cuba to the likes of Nazis, Stalinist thugs, and the murderous Pol Pot regime. He has a hard time apologizing for his stupid statements. This idiot single-handedly struck a blow at the morale of our military, and provided anti-American propaganda to Al-Jazeera during a time of war, all at the same time. This clown ought to be shot for treason.

Nancy Pelosi
This woman has to be one of the most irritating people on the planet. Congresswoman Pelosi (D-CA) is the House Minority Leader. She rarely blinks, and her face looks like it is made of high-tensile strength steel. This is a woman who said regarding the U.S. Supreme Court decision of Kelo v. New London (concerning eminent domain), that to disagree with the decision is a "violation of the respect for separation of church -- powers in our Constitution, church and state as well." She went on to say that a Supreme Court decision "is almost as if God has spoken."

Harry Reid
Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) is the Senate Minority Leader. He is a legend in his own mind. He was catapulted into the spotlight from under some obscure rock in Nevada to become only the second most irritating person on the planet after Nancy Pelosi. He had the audacity to call President Bush a loser (while Bush was out of the country no less). As if this guy was so great. Under his tenure as Minority Leader, he has been an obstructionist, accomplished nothing, and threatened to shut down the government.

Ted Kennedy
In 1969, this U.S. Senator (D-MA) was drunk and looking to have sex with a campaign worker, when he drove his car off a bridge and left his sex interest, Mary Jo Kopechne, to drown. A Roman Catholic, Kennedy betrayed his religious beliefs in the sanctity of life by suddenly changing his views to support abortion soon after Roe v. Wade became the law of the land. Having failed in a 1980 presidential bid, he is today noted for his prowess at alcoholic consumption, fiery diatribes (read from cards), and for his rotund dimensions.

John Kerry
The other U.S. Senator from Massachusetts is a Herman Munster stand-in. He is generally recognized for being able to adopt both sides of an argument, and has been nick-named "Flip-Flop" by his critics. Kerry lost the presidential election in 2004. Relying heavily on his service in Vietnam, he is one of a very few veterans to be completely rejected by his "band of brothers". An ad-hoc group known as the "Swift Boat Veterans For Truth" exposed what an idiot this guy really is. Kerry has never been brought to trial for treason resulting from his secret meetings with enemy Vietnamese leaders in Paris during a time of war.

Robert Byrd
U.S. Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) is the only Congressman known to be a card-carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan. He is also the only Congressman known to use the word "nigger" in a televised interview. A Republican with such credentials would be the focus of vigorous attacks in the MSM. By comparison, Trent Lott (R-MS), former Senate Majority Leader, was forced to resign his post as Majority Leader for wishing Strom Thurmond (a former segregationist) a Happy 100th Birthday. It is unclear why this Byrd-brain is still in office.

Howie
This is the Looniest Liberal Left-Wing idiot of the bunch. With his own blog HERE, Howie proves that it is possible to get to Princeton University without being able to spell. With the worst picture on the internet, Howie has raised suspicions that he is really a conservative who brings the term "satire" to a whole new level. Howie has been known to irritate conservative bloggers everywhere, to the point that he has been banned from some sites. Hey kids, don't try this at home.

49 Comments:

At 8/06/2005 11:51 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! laughing ha-ha-ha! too hard ha-ha-ha-ha! to comment ha-ha-ha-ha-!!

 
At 8/06/2005 11:56 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Glad you liked it Kajun. So many idiots, so little time.

 
At 8/07/2005 10:12 AM , Blogger camojack said...

Oh, TOO funny!!! Yer killin' me! But any publicity is good publicity for the howies of the world...

 
At 8/07/2005 11:11 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
Oh, I wouldn't worry too much. I don't have that many "Viewers". Not like I'm Drudge or anything.

 
At 8/07/2005 12:48 PM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

HAWKSTER!
inspired! awesome !
LMAO !
the truth in this makes it even more funny, heck you don't have to parody these jerks just 'splain the truth.
Thank you,sir (and all the scrappers) for the support.
And also WE love the verse of the day,everyday!

 
At 8/07/2005 5:05 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Hawkeye®:
I'm not worried; I still don't necessarily believe howie is serious. He actually added a link to my blog from his tho', but he titled it "Jacques avec le camouflage" or such-like...

 
At 8/07/2005 7:24 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Libby Gone™,
Thanks, glad you liked it. Send your friends by for a look. And keep up the good work at your place.

Regards...

 
At 8/07/2005 7:28 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
"Jacques avec le camoulage" is more like it. He can't spell in French either... Hahahaha! See you soon at a "Scary Stain Glass Site" near you... Hahahaha!

 
At 8/08/2005 12:40 AM , Blogger RAM said...

VERY funny! The picture of "Byrd-brain" Is Priceless! Some people make the false assumtion that people like Alan Colmes and Bob Beckel are "moderate liberals", but I see the same thing in them that you pointed out in "smirking" Charlie Rangle. They smirk and laugh when they are getting the best of a Conservative pundit, but when it is done to them, they get defensive or nasty.

I love to see Ann Coulter on Hannity and Colmes because they (Colmes, Beckel, and most "smirking libs"), just can't seem to get a rise out of her. She proves too smart for their like. I would love to see her in a discussion with a lot of the people in your top ten, but alas they would be too afraid to face someone who would make mincemeat of them on national T.V.!

Charles Krauthammer is another pundit I like who I have never seen "lose his cool".

Sorry to Howie for stealing the "smirking" label from GWB, but it fits the left-wing looney libs much better.

One last thing Hawkeye, I think you need an addition to the list of ten. Michael Moore, Al Franken, and Soros would be too easy. I know as my time as R.A.M., Unome, and Susan Serin-Done, I have really enjoyed lampooning Michael Moron, although like Ted (burp) Kennedy, is MUCH too easy! ;-)

 
At 8/08/2005 12:53 AM , Blogger RAM said...

BTW, has anybody ever seen "The Nancy Pelosi Story"?

It was originally named "Death Becomes Her".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104070/

Ms. Pelosi actually was a stunt double for Meryl Streep towards the end of the movie.

The director and producer loved her because she needed no make-up.

That and she had "Tammy Faye Bakker's" old make-up case, (which once belonged to Emmett Kelley), and her own "body filler".

 
At 8/08/2005 5:13 AM , Blogger camojack said...

Hawkeye®:
I hadn't noticed the spelling on that link, but of course it's not surprising...

 
At 8/08/2005 12:58 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

RAM,
Thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked the post. You're correct, there are plenty of LLL's to poke fun at.... I may have to do a follow-up at some point to pick up the rest of "the lost sheep".

P.S.-- Coulter and Krauthammer are two of my very favorites.

 
At 8/08/2005 12:59 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
Not all of the stuff on Howie's site is mis-spelled. I think some of it he cuts and pastes from other web sites. If you scroll down though, before long a "Howie original" will just jump out at ya.

 
At 8/08/2005 6:10 PM , Anonymous Maggie said...

Great job,Hawkeye.I especially liked your Bio on Nancy Pelalagosi.
BTW...Stepford wife's eyes are unable to blink.

 
At 8/08/2005 7:09 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Maybe you could do a "Top LLL of the Week" or something. Where do you find these great pics? "Blowhole" immediatly came to mind for BFTed. LOL

 
At 8/08/2005 7:18 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Maybe you could do a "Top LLL of the Week" or something. Where do you find these great pics? "Blowhole" immediatly came to mind for BFTed. LOL

 
At 8/08/2005 10:32 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

marginmi

Better watch that new 12 guage computer. When it "kicks" like that, it posts with both barrels.

 
At 8/09/2005 12:53 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Twice the postings... twice the fun, eh? I don't think I'll delete it though... nobody would understand what Kajun or I were talking about.

 
At 8/09/2005 4:22 PM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

I tell you the more I look at that picture of Kerry the more I appreciate Howies pic. Did ketchup boy just get out of an intense botox session?

 
At 8/09/2005 6:08 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Libby Gone™,
Actually, I just cropped a picture I had posted earlier Here. Scroll down a bit to see the original.

 
At 8/09/2005 10:56 PM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Absolutely Fabulous!
Can't believe I've been missing out on this (Scrapping and blogging) for SO LONG! I saved it as a favorite so I can enjoy time and time again! Great job and thanks to you and all Scrappers for the support, will make sure I earn your viewership!(is that a word?)

 
At 8/10/2005 9:03 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Sorry about the double post Hawkeye! I got distracted and when I got back couldn't remember if I'd posted or not.

[Disclaimer: I'm over 40 and suffer terribly from CRS Syndrom.)

 
At 8/10/2005 12:55 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Libby Gone™,
1) "Viewership" is indeed a word. You can look it up any good search engine like Yahoo (I'm still boycotting Google).

2) Whenever you visit my blog you automatically become a "Viewer".

3) You can call me Hawkeye®, no need for titles like "Your Viewership".

Regards (:D)
Hawkeye®

 
At 8/10/2005 1:01 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
CRS? ...is that like "Continually Repeat Stuff" syndrome? I'm over 50 and I have FMA ("Feeling My Age") syndrome.

 
At 8/10/2005 7:25 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

CRS is a side effect of FMA. It's technical definition is: Can't Remember S(tuff) or something like that!

 
At 8/10/2005 7:26 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

In fact, I had a little brain fart this morning, and my boy leaned over and knocked on my head, "Helloooooo, is anybody in there?" I think it happens pretty often, but I can't quite remember....

 
At 8/10/2005 7:31 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Ahhhh... yes! The "Can't Remember S(tuff)" Syndrome. My father used to call it the "S(tuff) For Brains" Syndrome.

 
At 8/11/2005 10:25 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

BTW, could you please minimize that picture of Howie? It's kinda scary and it's starting to freak me out!

 
At 8/11/2005 4:12 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Sorry 'bout that... just shut your eyes. You don't want to get nightmares now, do you?

 
At 8/11/2005 7:55 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

That's what I'm afraid of! Don't look! Look away, look away! Can't. Stop. It. Is. Too. Freakish.

AIEEEEEEEE! (Bleach in my eyes)

 
At 8/11/2005 8:01 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
The funny thing is... I have been dropping comments all over the web (at Camo's blog, and Kajun's blog, even at Howie's blog, etc.) telling him that he has a starring role in my post. He never took the bait though.

 
At 8/12/2005 9:29 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Check out camojack's site today. Whew!

 
At 8/15/2005 8:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about someotherfamous liberal idiots:Arianna Huffington,Streisand,Michael Moore,Randi Rhodes,Eleanor Clift,Charles Barron(this fool isa race baiting former Black panther NYC councilman),Jesse Jackson,Al Sharpton...Not to mention old school idiots :Jimmy Carter,William Kuntsler,Abbie Hoffman,Ramsey Clark(UGH!!!!) etc.

 
At 8/27/2008 8:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love this list lets see somemore.

 
At 8/27/2008 8:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

sock it to them time down

 
At 8/27/2008 8:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great list

 
At 10/12/2008 3:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

All so funny you make a cranky old shorebird like me lught SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

 
At 10/12/2008 4:23 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Anonymous,
To all of you, glad you enjoyed it and thanks for 'Viewing'...

 
At 10/25/2008 9:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of them are idiots. It is you. You are the biggest idiot. Buffoon! Get a life

 
At 10/28/2008 4:18 PM , Anonymous wildbird said...

Hey you forgot all those in hollyweed but since its listed to just ten liberal idiots we can lsted the hollyweird bunch later

 
At 10/28/2008 10:23 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Anonymous,

You said... "None of them are idiots. It is you. You are the biggest idiot. Buffoon! Get a life"

Ahhhh! But I have a life! It is a life designed to make Anonymous liberals irritated. Thanks for making my day...

(:D)

 
At 10/28/2008 10:26 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Wildbird,

Yes, there are so many liberal idiots, and so little time to make fun of them. Perhaps some day we will get to the Hollyweird idiot crowd. Thanks for your suggestion.

(:D) Best regards...

 
At 11/09/2008 12:43 AM , Anonymous Wildbird said...

HOWIE he would kind of remind you of a kids game they come out with a few years ago called MY MOUTH the ads said JUST CANT KEEEP HIS BIG MOUTH SHUT but them SCARY REID would also fit that title

 
At 2/21/2009 10:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Top 10 Conservative Idiots" gives weekly details about stupid things done or said by conservatives. It is very informative. I was looking for a Top 10 list to give me the same about liberals, but this list just gives your opinions and rants ... it doesn't give specifics to prove your point. If these people have actually done/said something recently to give you this bad opinion of them, do tell!

 
At 2/21/2009 1:05 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Anonymous,
If you noticed, I posted this back in 2005 (so much for being current). But thanks for "Viewing", just the same. I'm sorry if it doesn't meet your high standards... will try to do better next time.

(:D) Best regards...

 
At 8/11/2009 11:35 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes these liberal idiots are the same kids who were teased on the playground and now as adults are getting even with the popular people. Take George Bush for instance, The State run liberal media tried to destroy him. Both the liberals in Washington and the loony left media crave attention, and seek power simply to replace their own fragile egos and profound insecurity. They all should be shot or hung for treason, seriously.

 
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At 2/19/2010 9:27 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2/19/2010 5:12 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Anonymous,
No copy writers. Just me. Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

(:D) Best regards...

 

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