Rove: Investigation Becoming 'A Quagmire'

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Prosecutors investigating a CIA employee's blown cover have spent months trying to determine if a crime was actually committed, and according to Karl Rove, President Bush's most trusted strategist, it's becoming 'a quagmire'.

Although the Liberal Mainstream Media and Democrats in Congress continue to hammer Rove as an evil enemy of the state, prosecutors have found no actual evidence of a crime. In fact, it appears at the moment as if Rove learned the name of Valerie Plame, the 'outted' CIA agent, from reporter Bob Novak. Furthermore, it appears that Valerie Plame, who was not working the field for at least 6 years, might not even qualify as an "undercover operative" according to the definition of the 1982 federal law which is being used as the justification for this investigation.

"It's time for the prosecutors in this case to start laying out an exit strategy", said Rove. "This investigation is becoming another Vietnam."