Daily Wisdom

February 20, 2007

All Your Dreams Will Come True

Do you remember that movie Snow White & The Seven Dwarves by Walt Disney? Did you ever really look closely at the villian? That's right, the evil stepmother queen was none other than Nancy Pelosi...

"And because you've been
so good to poor old Granny,
I'll share a secret with you.
This is no ordinary apple.
It's a magic wishing apple."

"A wishing apple?"

"Yes! One bite and all
your dreams will come true.
The War on Terror will be over.
Al Qaeda will leave us alone.
Our soldiers will redeploy in victory.
We will return to the Clinton era
of hiding our heads in our butts.
And no one will blow up a nuke
in downtown New York!"


"Yes! Now, make a wish and take a bite."


At 2/22/2007 7:09 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

I've got something for HER to bite!

(Been having a problem getting to the comments here lately.)

At 2/22/2007 10:05 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Problems getting to the comments? I hope it's your busy schedule and not a problem with my blog. Those durn guys at Google forced me to change over to the "New Blogger" format. It doesn't look any different, but I've heard lots of horror stories (like the one from Possumtrot), about people having problems after the change-over.

Best regards...

At 2/22/2007 2:36 PM , Blogger Beerme said...

I think a lot of the problems come from the sign in which can be either the google account sign-in or the blogger sign-in.

To carry the analogy further, if we bite the apple who will give us a kiss to wake us from our slumber? Could it be Obama or Osama? It could be Obama. Atfer all, he's bright, articulate and clean; everything a handsome prince should be...

At 2/22/2007 5:12 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Thanks. I didn't realize that the sign-in could be the problem.


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