All Your Dreams Will Come True

Do you remember that movie Snow White & The Seven Dwarves by Walt Disney? Did you ever really look closely at the villian? That's right, the evil stepmother queen was none other than Nancy Pelosi...

"And because you've been
so good to poor old Granny,
I'll share a secret with you.
This is no ordinary apple.
It's a magic wishing apple."

"A wishing apple?"

"Yes! One bite and all
your dreams will come true.
The War on Terror will be over.
Al Qaeda will leave us alone.
Our soldiers will redeploy in victory.
We will return to the Clinton era
of hiding our heads in our butts.
And no one will blow up a nuke
in downtown New York!"

"Really?"

"Yes! Now, make a wish and take a bite."