Jackson-Assad Caption Contest
OK Viewers... fill in the blanks! What do Jesse Jackson and Bashar Al-Assad have to say to each other? Enter as often as you like. The best entry will be posted, and the contest winner will get a one-year free subscription to "View From Above" (and a special recognition)! You must be 18 years of age or older to enter. Submissions will be accepted until... they stop coming in. Employees of "View From Above" are ineligible to participate. Void where prohibited by law.
posted by Hawkeye® -- Tuesday, August 29, 2006
20 Comments
20 Comments:
whats that smell.......
Oh, I am terrible at these things, but I am sure someone will come up with something really clever. :)
Assad
Yes, you just push this here button and the chair flys over Israel. You can bomb and everything
Jackson
Your (bleeping) me!
Jackson: I find it helps my popularity to pander to the masses.
Assad: I pander to the mullahs; they control the masses...
Jackson: "Working together we can stick it to the man, oh er, defeat the great satan."
Assad: "Now that is a coalition I can get behind."
Jackson: "Now that was a good meeting! We decided on the new Democrat talking points, how best to spin the news, fauxtography, and all. Next meeting will be in Hymietown so bring singles for the dancers, eh?"
Assad: "Jesse, you a bad mullah..."
Jackson: "Shut yo' mouf!"
Assad: "But I'm talkin' 'bout Rev..."
Fade out while Jackson and Assad labor through an elaborate hand shaking/dancing ritual...
Thanks everybody. I'll keep the contest open awhile to see if we get any more entries.
Jackson: I've decided to allow you to use me to promote your ungodly aims, and believe me, many others want me for the same thing. I just need one thing from you.
Assad: Great, what do you want me to do?
Jackson: Let me hear you say it: Show me the money!
Assad: Show me the money.
Jackson: I need you to feel it. SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
Assad: "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"
Jackson: THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
[Jackson thought bubble]
"How long do Ah have to be sittin' here an' fake stylin' widdis jive-Assad camel jockey befo' Ah kin shake down da A-rab honky fo' some real dough? Ah am SOMEbody!"
[Assad thought bubble]
"This tiresome windbag reminds me of that TV show character, Paladin—have gall, will travel. Enough of his 'Hymietown' shuck and jive and of how perverted lump of camel dung Clinton provided spiritual support in the episode of his love child!
Insh'allah, I will summon eunuch Nasrallah to urinate on Jackson's Rainbow Coalition Bible, and then slit his infidel throat! Yassir, that's my baby! He is NObody!"
Wow! More great posts! Lookin' good people!
(:D) Regards...
Maggie...hezbo/hatero?
FUNNY!
Way better than what I could come up with. :)
OLA,
Glad you picked up on that one! Sure, it's OK to say Jack-Ass. Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
Jack$on: I feel your pain bro. All the sane people in America hate me too!
Other lunatic: I hope I can continue to count on the support of useful idiots such as yourself until we completely destroy your Country!
Sorry I got here late Hawkeye, I haven't been online for a while.
I had one other thought about the picture,
It really doesn't matter WHAT either is saying, BUT I did notice it's hard to see the puppet strings attached to either in the photo!
Did you photoshop them out?
RAM,
No, I didn't Photoshop out the puppet strings... that Reuters photographer beat me to it!
Jackson: I have always been a "showman". My daddy was a dancer named Mr. Bojangles.
Assad: What a coincidence! My father was also in show business. He played Howard Sprague on the Andy Griffith Show!
Maggie,
Great entries all! Thanks.
RAM,
Mr. Bojangles...? Howard Sprague...? Ha. Good one.
Jackson: I like your black suit.
Assad: I like your black suit as well.
Jackson: The contest is over. My black suit was not the winner.
Assad: At least your black suit made the final four. My black suit didn't get past the preliminaries.
Jackson: Who cleans your black suits? I can't find anyone who can do a really good job in Mississippi.
Assad: We don't have dry cleaners here in the Middle East. Mine is a disposable black suit. With the amount of money we get in subsidies from Iran, we can afford a black suit a day.
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