Daily Wisdom

July 14, 2006

Looney Liberal of the Week: Valerie Plame

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week's award goes to Valerie Plame Wilson, former "covert" CIA Intelligence officer, for her decision this week to sue Vice President Dick Cheney, presidential advisor Karl Rove, and former Cheney chief of staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby. The lawsuit states that the White House staff members named in the suit started "a whispering campaign" in order to destroy her career. The lawsuit also accuses Cheney, Libby, Rove and 10 unnamed administration officials or political operatives of putting the Wilsons and their children's lives at risk by exposing Plame.

Plame left the CIA in January. (Actually, I think she was asked to leave since she was no longer showing any signs of active "intelligence".) She is writing a book about her mis-adventures. She needs just a few more chapters to keep the story alive. If it ended now, it would probably make for dull reading. I mean, can you just picture this? She's into the book about 12 chapters now and things are starting to get exciting. Karl Rove has testified before the grand jury no less than 5 times. It looks like somebody will finally be indicted. And then... Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald closes up shop and virtually acknowledges that no one did anything wrong. POOF! Plame's bubble is burst. "I need a good ENDING!", she yells. "That does it... I'll sue somebody!"

A spokesman for Karl Rove, said, "Without even having had a chance to review the complaint, it is clear that the allegations are absolutely and utterly without merit."

Plame said they decided to pursue the lawsuit with "heavy hearts." No doubt their spirits are deflated because absolutely nothing came out of a 2-year investigation. Plame's husband Joe Wilson said, "We are under no illusions about how tough this fight will be." Like... DUH! No kiddin'... ya think? I can't wait for Bob Novak to testify, so he can remind everybody how he found out the name of Valerie Plame. Who would have guessed it? He found it in the "Who's Who in America", in a listing no doubt paid for by Joe Wilson himself. Idiot.

Now that the names of Plame and Wilson will continue to remain in the news for the foreseeable future, average Americans are beginning to weigh the options of shooting themselves or shooting their TVs. Sheesh!


At 7/14/2006 10:15 PM , Blogger Barb said...

I would enjoy watching someone light a Flame under Plame.
The Drive-by media will run with this ,naturally ,and try to build it into something it is not.
They just can't understand ,American citizens just don't blindly believe the NYT and CBS ,as they used to. Plame and Wilson are actually very stupid ,yet they think they are genius's .

At 7/14/2006 10:30 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

The "Plame Flame"... COOL! or, rather "WARM" I guess! Hahahaha. Don't worry. The bloggers will keep them two hoppin'.


At 7/15/2006 1:32 AM , Blogger camojack said...

Plaming has become a verb in popular usage...I wonder how long 'til they add it to the dictionary.

At 7/15/2006 3:06 AM , Blogger RAM said...

God's WORD says that, if you accuse someone of something it is because YOU are guilty of the same thing!

Has everyone forgotten that Wilson lied about "yellowcake" to hurt the administration and ultimately the United States?

That is why they 'think' the administration is/was out to get them!

As mad as the "libs", (I mean ALL of them), make me, I TRY to calm myself as GOD promises HE will hold them accountable who bear false witness, and I KNOW that GOD CANNOT lie!!!

At 7/15/2006 8:37 AM , Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

It's too bad Fox doesn't run a special on the whole Wilson lied, Plame died affair. Of course they won't.

At 7/16/2006 10:02 AM , Blogger Beerme said...

The sad thing is that most of the public sees only the spin the Dems put on this issue. Sure the reality is that the administration simply tried to ensure that the truth was told in the matter by leaking info rebutting Wilson's partisan lies, but the public (as evidenced by some conversations held at a party yesterday...) believes the spin that the administration is out to destroy and defame the "truthtellers"! The evil Rovian machine's reputation in the media can't be opposed by the truth, ya know!

At 7/16/2006 10:21 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Sorta like "Borking" you mean?

Ahh, Yes! ...The old "log in the eye" trick, ehh? And uh, calm down, OK? Wouldn't want you to blow a head gasket or anything.

"Wilson lied... Plame died". Hahahaha! Good one.

Ummm. It sounds like you go to parties attended by the wrong people... Don't you have any conservative friends?

At 7/16/2006 3:27 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Exactly like "Borking", yes.

At 7/16/2006 7:52 PM , Blogger onlineanalyst said...

If the lawsuit ploy doesn't work, Val can pose for a centerfold in Playboy. Then the American public can put an end to the "whispering campaign" of whether the super-secret spy has an innie or an outie. (Chances are that Plame didn't want to be "outed" in such a sensitive area.)

At 7/17/2006 3:54 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

If she poses for Playboy, then she will no longer be an "under-cover" agent.

(:D) Regards...

At 7/18/2006 3:37 AM , Blogger camojack said...

(Heh, heh...)

At 7/18/2006 10:04 AM , Blogger Maggie said...

It is the scandle that just keeps on giving.Plame is like Freddie Crouger....she is a nightmare that will not go away.
....Yawn and stretch....yawn and stretch.....


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