Daily Wisdom

June 19, 2006

Looney Liberal of the Week: Joe Wilson

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week's award goes to former Ambassador Joe Wilson for comments he made on Wednesday at the liberal "Take Back America" conference. According to Wilson, the U.S. needs to bring Iraqi insurgents (that is, "TERRORISTS") and their "foreign patrons" (that is, "STATE SPONSORS OF TERROR") to the conference table for negotiations.

Now here's a guy who just doesn't get it. Just days ago, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi met his fate on the wrong end of a twin set of 500-pound bomb blasts. And what did we find on his laptop? What did we find on a thumb-drive that was removed from his pocket? Convincing evidence that our strategy to win the war against the "al-Qaeda in Iraq" has been working. Proof from the words of the dead terrorist leader himself that time is now on the side of the Americans.

So now that we are winning... now that "al-Qaeda in Iraq" is on the run... what does this moron want to do? Give them a place of honor at the negotiating table. According to Joe, we should take a demoralized, defeated, and powerless enemy, and breathe new life into their cause by setting them up as a power broker, giving them power they do not own. Now that's the ticket!

I remember hearing a phrase once that went something like this: "We will never negotiate with terrorists". Gee... I wonder what was behind that phrase? Why would a U.S. foreign policy statement suggest that we should never negotiate with someone who might want to cut your head off during a coffee break at a negotiating session!!?? Hmmmm. I don't know. Maybe it's just me... but is this guy a looney-toon or what?


At 6/19/2006 9:12 PM , Anonymous Amy Proctor said...

Hawkeye, liberals DO NOT GET IT. They attribute virtue to everyone... except conservatives and religious folk, of course; we are the root of all evil.

Pretty sickening. Did you know Joe Wilson was in Baghdad, Iraq, just before the start of the war, advising Iraqis close to Saddam? Ye, gads. Sympathy for murderers make sense, I guess, when you consider how they love abortion.

At 6/19/2006 11:25 PM , Anonymous Hankmeister said...


Don't you get this overwhelming feeling that next to the word "moonbat" in the dictionary one would find a picture of Joe Wilson?

At 6/20/2006 1:14 AM , Blogger camojack said...

"Maybe it's just me... but is this guy a looney-toon or what?"

It isn't just you...he is.

At 6/20/2006 6:54 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Ah, another deserving awardee. This guy needs to get over himself and faaaaaaade awaaaaaay....

At 6/20/2006 7:50 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Amen. 'Nuff said.

That's where I got the pic!

Whew! Now I feel better.

Maybe he could just "blink away". That would be faster.

At 6/20/2006 9:26 AM , Blogger boberin said...

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At 6/20/2006 10:38 AM , Blogger boberin said...

Much too crabby to make sense today, this guy is pretty loony though, good choice

At 6/20/2006 10:56 AM , Blogger The trotting Possum said...

I actually read my friend's blogs; I just don't talk too much.

Isn't Joe Wilson married to a CIA agent? Does he know who has to cook the eggs and make the toast on the home front? Does Val insist that he lower the seat when finished?

If I twist the ex-wife's arm, can I get a junket around the world?

At 6/20/2006 12:42 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

No problem. Feel better soon.

Yeah. They're one and the same. I don't know about their private lives, but their public ones are pretty messed up. And I wouldn't go twisting the ex-wife's arm... probably lead to a restraining order or something.

At 6/20/2006 3:10 PM , Blogger Barb said...

Yep, Old Joe is a Looney Tune all right, except you spell it TRAITOR and you call his actions TREASON.And vicious Little Wifie a Double Traitor ,because she actually works for the agency that is supposed to protect this country from foreign enemies.And they both sold their souls for ...?Money? power? to get even? Beats me.

At 6/21/2006 10:58 AM , Anonymous Ms Rightwing said...

What would the world be without looney liberals. I am sure the fickled finger was designed for such.

I'm afraid we would all become raher bored without them.

So when does my old friend Dennis Kucinich get his day in the blog court?

At 6/21/2006 12:52 PM , Blogger RAM said...

I think Joe has a great idea!

We should send him, Kerry, Murtha, and a few other appeasers to the "triange" to "talk" things over with the "new guy"!

Joe Biden should share the LLoW with this other Joe. He just said about an hour ago on Fox News, that he is not sure we should shoot down the missle, IF North Korea fires one!

Thank GOD this indecisive nut is NOT the one who gets to decide or the west coast might be glowing soon!

Isn't it ironic that the libs say we need to focus on North Korea NOW that they, (and Bubba), let them get so far with their "nukes", yet we should "tread lightly" and negotiate with Iran?

Then believe they will bwe MORE honest than N.K.?

GOD's WORD makes more and more sense everyday! "They", (libs), are blind and CANNOT see, and are trying to make us ALL end up in the "ditch" with them!

At 6/21/2006 12:54 PM , Blogger RAM said...

That should have been "triangle".

They should take Merideth(sp) Viera, and Katie Couric along to film the meeting of the minds, or the taking off of the heads!

At 6/21/2006 2:14 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Strange how Summers' Eve affects people like Joe Wilson!

At 6/21/2006 2:57 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

As I said once before, Val sent Joe on a trip, but Joe didn't find anything because he's no CIA agent and because he spent too much time schmoozing with the goverment bureaucrats over in Niger. Then, when Bush came out and said the Brits were on to something, it made Joe and Val look bad. Therefore, Joe and Val had to attack Bush to cover their keisters. It's as simple as that.

At 6/21/2006 3:00 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Ms RW,
Dennis will probably have his day in court the next time he opens his mouth. If you hear anything coming from his general direction, please feel free to pass it on. I'd love to lambast that squirrely toad.

At 6/21/2006 3:03 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Great idea! First we send 'em to the "triangle"... then we send 'em to "triage". We'll see if our MASH units can sew their heads back on.

At 6/21/2006 3:07 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Yeah... It's the shortest night of the year, so I guess the blood-sucking vampires get restless, ehh?


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