Daily Wisdom

April 11, 2006

Kerry Passes Flip-Flop Mantle to Hillary

WASHINGTON, D.C. April 11, 2006 -- It appears that John F. Kerry (D-MA), who almost didn't lose the Presidential election in 2004, has passed the mantle of "Flip-Flop-Meister" over to Hillary Clinton (D-NY), the presumptive Democratic nominee for President in 2008. Just over a year ago in late 2004, Hillary made headlines with her strong stance on anti-immigration. Now, with thousands of illegal aliens and their supporters marching in the streets, Hillaryous has suddenly changed her position.

Addressing a rally of cheering illegal aliens and their supporters in New York City on Monday, Shrillary said... "Your faces are the faces of America... Your faces are the faces of those who give us a fair day's work — and often not for a fair day's pay." She then went on to thank the crowds for doing the kinds of jobs nobody else wants to do, like landscaping, mopping floors and cleaning toilet bowls. To the amazement of some, the crowd continued to cheer despite this crude stereotypical imagery. It has been suggested that perhaps many in the crowd did not speak English.

This comes only days after Mrs. Clinton voiced opposition to the proposed House bill on Immigration Reform suggesting it was "un-Christian" and would probably criminalize even "Jesus himself". Christians believe that Jesus was the "only-begotten" Son of God, and that he came to earth from heaven. Clinton apparently believes this makes Jesus an "illegal alien".

It should be noted that the House bill would toughen immigration policy, in line with what Clinton herself was calling for just a few months ago. When asked about this apparent flip-flop, Hillaryous said, "I was actually FOR tough immigration policy... before I was AGAINST it!"

John F. Kerry could not be reached for comment.


At 4/12/2006 3:55 AM , Blogger camojack said...

I'd say to make her your next "Looney Lib"...

At 4/12/2006 8:02 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Ooooooooh, she's soooo nuanced! And dreamy too.

Make that: she's DREAMING!

At 4/13/2006 2:21 AM , Blogger radar said...

Hilary is frightening. She is the liquid that seeps through the cracks in your grout and causes your shower tiles to begin to mildew and rot. There is pure evil in her heart, I truly believe, and no greater disaster could befall America than a progressive, trailer-trash, lesbian friendly Hilary Clinton administration!

At 4/15/2006 2:21 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Signs are going up everywhere, that say "Do Not Riot In This Space".


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