Daily Wisdom

March 21, 2006

Gore Mulls Options

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Vice President Al Gore said on Monday that he has no intention of running for Vice President in the 2008 election. Gore is the presumed third place contender for the Democratic presidential nomination behind Hillary Clinton and John Kerry. (However, his ranking will decline if others enter the race.)

"I don't want to be Vice President again", said Gore. "Been there... done that".

Mr. Gore, who is a famous inventor, has been considering turning his attention towards developing new technology. Gore's inventions include the Internet, global warming, and the lock-box. "I've been thinking about a radically new technology for listening to music or watching videos in a hand-held device", said Gore. "I'm thinking about calling it the i-Gore. How cool is that!?"

10 Comments:

At 3/21/2006 1:00 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Option Gores Mull

 
At 3/21/2006 2:12 PM , Blogger cranky old fart said...

He already won once. If he could work on that wooden delivery, would love to see him win again!

 
At 3/22/2006 12:56 AM , Blogger camojack said...

"i-Gore"?!

Wasn't your hump on the other side before?

What hump???

Never mind...

 
At 3/22/2006 3:09 AM , Blogger RAM said...

Gore has been a "has-been" for a while now, and is about 2 or 3 hours past his "15 minutes"! Gore was actually Vice-Vice President, as Bubba was Vice President to Hillary's CIC job!

Two of the things that did him in, (and be sure, these are only two, there are MANY more), are his foaming at the mouth rant that "George Bush betrayed us!" and that staged, obscene make out sessions with "Tipper The Cow"! I STILL have nightmares about that!

P.S. Didn't he also invent the dance craze, "The Robot"?

 
At 3/22/2006 8:28 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Dangnabit camojack! You stole my thunder.

I DO see Hillbot as Frau Boo-Boo (sounds of horses whinneying) and Mad Scientist Howierd Dean standing at the table as the Demoncratic party starts to rise.....

"It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!"

...in all it's evil reincarnations.


Funny stuff Hawkeye!

 
At 3/22/2006 8:46 AM , Blogger onlineanalyst said...

Perhaps Gore should just mull some cider until the global warming of wintry weather passes. He might also consider roasting his old chestnuts by an open fire.

We can be certain that the Madame Hillary Klintoon machine will maul any triangulating plans that a Gore bid for presidency threatens to her entitlement as queen.

 
At 3/22/2006 10:01 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Cranky,
Gore is a winner alright.

 
At 3/22/2006 10:08 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
Walk... this way.

RAM,
You're right. Bill was "vice" President.

Marge,
Thanks. Next thing ya know, those Dems will be "Puttin' On The Ritz!"

OLA,
roasting his old chestnuts... Hahaha (:D) Good one! And Hillary Rotten Clingon is "mauling" Gore's "mulling"?... Hmmmm.

 
At 3/22/2006 10:23 AM , Blogger Maggie said...

His name is "Gore".Doesn't that tell you something?Come on now!

 
At 3/23/2006 8:15 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Maggie,
He's a "gorey mess" for sure.

 

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