Daily Wisdom

December 06, 2005

Dean To Coach Whitehouse On Losing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Howard Dean, former failure as a contender for the role of Democratic candidate for president in 2004, announced today that he will show President Bush how to lose the war in Iraq. "I have plenty of experience at being a loser", said Dean, "and I intend to teach Bush everything I know".

According to White House spokesman Scott McClellan, President George W. Bush is "focused on our plan for
victory". Dean laughingly responded to McClellan's statement by saying, "See what I mean? This guy Bush will NEVER be a loser if he keeps focusing on victory!" Those closest to Dean acknowledge that he has a terrific losing attitude.

Dean recently told radio station WOAI in San Antonio, Texas, that "the idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong." In general, Democrats greeted Dean's pronouncement favorably, as most of them are losers too.

The first to agree with Howard Dean was John F. Kerry, who lost the Presidential election of 2004. Kerry actually WON the Democratic nomination in 2004, so he is not as much of a loser as Dean, but he has a strong losing attitude and can be credited with almost single-handedly causing America to lose the war in Vietnam... and he has been a loser ever since.

There are plenty of other losers in the Democratic Party and more yet in the Mainstream Media, but time does not permit us to mention them all by name.

6 Comments:

At 12/06/2005 6:30 PM , Blogger RAM said...

Dean will be a lonely person this Christmas. Won't somebody open their heart and home for "Howie"?

Adopt a liberal for CHRISTmas program. Click link below.

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/2005/12/adoptaliberal_f.html#comments

Remember, a "brainwashed" mind is a terrible thing! Help bring a lib back to the land of the living! Just imagine Liger under the tree this Christmas!

I would rather imagine him under Michael Moore! :lol:

 
At 12/06/2005 6:34 PM , Blogger RAM said...

Part of the link is hiding behind the comment box. See if this works.


http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_

face/2005/12/adoptaliberal_f.html#comments

 
At 12/06/2005 6:56 PM , Blogger RAM said...

After you copy and paste the above link, you have to scroll up to the top to read the story.
It IS worth the trouble!!!

 
At 12/06/2005 7:13 PM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

Nancy Peloser comes to mind as a big zero.

 
At 12/07/2005 1:19 AM , Blogger camojack said...

"Kerry actually WON the Democratic nomination in 2004, so he is not as much of a loser as Dean, but he has a strong losing attitude and can be credited with almost single-handedly causing America to lose the war in Vietnam."

Man, that's just way too true...

 
At 12/08/2005 8:39 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Hi everybody, Thanks for the great comments.

RAM,
Checked out the link. Thanks!

 

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