Daily Wisdom

November 24, 2005

Bush Pardons Democrats


WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vigorously attacked in recent weeks by Democrats, President George W. Bush today decided to offer a hand of friendship to the Democratic Party by symbolically pardoning them for their vile lies, shameless partisanship and vitriolic rants against him. "We must a be little a more understanding of these Congressional types", said Bush. "They just can't help themselves".

7 Comments:

At 11/24/2005 7:39 PM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

Pardon my French,if you will, but what is that pecker doing? The turkey, I mean!

 
At 11/25/2005 10:23 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

What a Johnny Carson expression!

(wiping my eyes)

Yeah, they can't help themselves. Like schizophrenics (sp?), or perhaps unsupervised children?

 
At 11/25/2005 10:24 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Not to insult people with mental illness in any way!

 
At 11/25/2005 10:52 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
No offense taken (:D)

 
At 11/25/2005 2:08 PM , Blogger Chris said...

LOL....that is the funniest thing I have seen today!! =)

Thanks for the laugh.... =)

 
At 11/25/2005 2:43 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

chris,
Glad you liked it. More good stuff comin'...

 
At 11/25/2005 2:45 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Chris,
BTW, I think I'll add you and Timmer to my blog links. Good stuff there. Thanks.

 

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