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October 14, 2005

Rove To Testify About "Wrong"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presidential advisor Karl Rove will appear today before grand jurors for the fourth time to testify about the meaning of the word "wrong".

Karl Rove has repeatedly testified, "I did nothing wrong". At his first appearance before the grand jury, prosecutors focused on the word "I". In the second and third appearances, prosecutors focused on the words "did" and "nothing", respectively. Now they hope to wrap up the proceedings by asking him about what he REALLY means when he says "wrong".

"These grand jurors are a little slow", said an assistant to one of the prosecutors who wished to remain anonymous. "They can only handle one word per day. We don't want to overload them with too much information at one time".

20 Comments:

At 10/14/2005 10:42 AM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Wish I could send an audio file of KKK Byrd saying "WRRROONNNNGGG"
Muzzie.
-racecar

 
At 10/14/2005 2:03 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Rove said the "wrong" word, at the wrong time.

 
At 10/14/2005 8:07 PM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

I

[tune in tomorrow for the next word of my comment]

 
At 10/14/2005 8:26 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Hi...

 
At 10/14/2005 8:29 PM , Anonymous blogmaniac said...

In related news, Prosecutor Elmer J. Fudd said...

"Dauh... dauh... dauh... Dat wascawwy Wove is woefuwwy wong!"

 
At 10/14/2005 8:33 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

blogmaniac,
I think you've just combined Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd into one character.

Regards,
Hawkeye®

 
At 10/14/2005 8:35 PM , Anonymous blogmaniac said...

Mmmmmm... COULD BE! What's up doc?

 
At 10/14/2005 9:28 PM , Blogger Beerme said...

I guess it's better than debating the meaning of "is"...

 
At 10/14/2005 10:21 PM , Anonymous Maggie said...

Oh! excuse me but I'm on the wrong blog,I thought this was Kajun News.

 
At 10/14/2005 10:23 PM , Anonymous Maggie said...

Just kidding,Hawkeye.

 
At 10/15/2005 8:04 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

think

 
At 10/15/2005 9:24 AM , Anonymous Maggie said...

Marge.....very interesting so far.lol

 
At 10/15/2005 9:59 AM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

scene one: haggard looking fellow at computer. Shaking badly,sweating, wheezing. eyes bloodshot.
Libby Gone:" Wha WHAT N NO Sc SCRAPPLEFACE?"
tear runs down left cheek
Libby Gone:" Wh WHAT am I g g g going to do?"
kabaij@comcast.net

 
At 10/15/2005 1:30 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Tune in for the Bawaba Waters Special: Wove was aw-ways Wong

 
At 10/15/2005 2:26 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
You could be here awhile at one word a day.

Best regards,
Hawkeye®

 
At 10/15/2005 2:29 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Libby Gone™,
Time to start learning how much you really like Scrappleface... and how we all need to show Scott our appreciation and affection.

I believe the comments section will be back before you know it. When it does, show Scott how grateful you are.

Regards,
Hawkeye®

 
At 10/15/2005 2:31 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Kajun,
Do you mean... Baba Wawa?

Regards,
Hawkeye®

 
At 10/16/2005 1:52 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Where are you? What's your word for today? You've got me on the edge of my seat!

Hawkeye®

 
At 10/16/2005 8:16 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Not? (Just a guess)

 
At 10/17/2005 7:25 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Scott

 

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