Rove To Testify About "Wrong"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presidential advisor Karl Rove will appear today before grand jurors for the fourth time to testify about the meaning of the word "wrong".

Karl Rove has repeatedly testified, "I did nothing wrong". At his first appearance before the grand jury, prosecutors focused on the word "I". In the second and third appearances, prosecutors focused on the words "did" and "nothing", respectively. Now they hope to wrap up the proceedings by asking him about what he REALLY means when he says "wrong".

"These grand jurors are a little slow", said an assistant to one of the prosecutors who wished to remain anonymous. "They can only handle one word per day. We don't want to overload them with too much information at one time".