Poll: Majority of Americans Say "Screw Iraqis"

NEW YORK, NY -- According to a Harem Innerelastic poll published in the Wall Street Journal today, more than 50% of Americans believe that freeing 26 million Iraqis from the hands of a ruthless and sadistic dictator was the "wrong thing to do". That number is up a percentage point in last few hours, and the highest since Harem began taking the daily poll one minute after the war began on March 19, 2003.

The poll also found that "mass graves are acceptable" to 47% of Americans if they are NIMBY (Not In My Backyard). This number is up from only 45% in the most recent survey.

"What this suggests", said a spokesperson for Harem Innerelastic, "is that Americans may be finally getting tired of the depressing negativism being spewed forth from the generally liberal-biased new media outlets in this country."

In a final question asked during the polling, Americans said they would prefer to "screw the Iraqis" than to listen to another leftwing monologue by an anchorperson at CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, or MSNBC.

The poll was taken via telephone using 1832 random numbers in all seven blue states. The poll has a margin of error of plus or minus 15% (corresponding to the number of Republicans that hung up when the poll interviewer introduced themselves as 'a Democratic fundraiser').