Daily Wisdom

October 16, 2005

Looney Liberal of the Week: Jack Carter

ELKO, NV -- Jack Carter, son of former President Jimmy Carter, is the recipient of this week's Looney Liberal of the Week Award. At age 58, this guy suddenly thinks he can make it big on the political stage. He's running for the U.S. Senate against current Nevada Senator Republican John Ensign. He started his campaign with an attack on President George W. Bush.

This idiot doesn't realize that his father was a LOOOOZER! Since Jimmy Carter left office nearly 25 years ago in January, 1981, his reputation has NOT improved. The legacy of Jimmy Carter (Peanut farmer from Plains, GA) is as follows: 1) Set your thermostat higher in the summer and lower in the winter, 2) drive at 55 MPH instead of 65 MPH, 3) turn right on red, except where prohibited by law, 4) high inflation is something we can live with, and 5) so what if 52 Americans are allowed to wallow in an Iranian prison for 444 days?

I'm not surprised that son Jack (the Peanut man's little peanut?), waited until he was 58 to enter the political arena. With a record like his father's, I'd also wait for a generation to pass before I'd show my face in public.

Senator Harry Reid (D-NV and
another LOOOOZER!) supports Jack Carter.


At 10/16/2005 5:21 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

The peanut doesn't fall far from the gallery.

At 10/16/2005 5:25 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

You got THAT right!


At 10/16/2005 8:20 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Aw, nuts!!!

At 10/16/2005 9:25 PM , Blogger RAM said...

Anyone remember, "Carter's Little Liver Pills"? They later changed the name to, "Carter's Little Pills", I think because they had nothing to do with a person's liver.

I think this guy has been being fed a diet of dad's, "Carter's Little Liberal Pills"!

At 10/16/2005 9:35 PM , Blogger mig said...

I didn't even know he had a son. I only remember the daughter. So son Jack is going to be running for office.

Redroom... comes to mind. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

At 10/16/2005 9:35 PM , Anonymous prettyold said...

I'm just so relieved it isn't AMY who is running for office.

And if all these guys with their credentials keep running for things and especially running against George Bush, George just may not win in 2008.

At 10/16/2005 9:38 PM , Anonymous prettyold said...

I think there were two boys ,but they were older and they tried to keep them out of sight so Jimmah and Rosalind wouldn't look so old.

At 10/16/2005 10:17 PM , Blogger RAM said...

After Al Sharpton ran for elected office, that allowed anybody to be run, didn't it?

Then again maybe it was Jesse Ventura, or Marion Berry?

After Howard Dean, I expect to see Michael Moore be DNC head soon, unless Louie (The LOON) Farrakhan beats him to the punch.

At 10/16/2005 10:22 PM , Blogger RAM said...

Prettyold: Actually, Jimmah and Rosie had three children that preferred females for their mates.

Camo: The verification word I am looking at looks like the Hawaiian word for one of their foods. lol

At 10/17/2005 1:18 AM , Blogger camojack said...

People like Mr. Carter give Jacks a bad name.

My "word" is bvqid; what was yours?

At 10/17/2005 9:51 AM , Anonymous Maggir said...

What ever happened to his appearance challenged daughterAmy?

At 10/17/2005 10:53 AM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Jack is Amy after she had THE operation. What does Rush call it?
tee hee

At 10/17/2005 10:53 AM , Anonymous Shelly said...

You all sound like this Jack guy has an uphill battle. With a macho stud-muffin like Harry Reid backing him, you might be misunderestimating him, at least with the ladies.

At 10/17/2005 11:18 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Hello Scrapplers,

Thanks for stopping by... Great comments all.

My word for today is "oglbvgwn"... (pronounced Oglebee-veggie-win ?)

At 10/17/2005 6:07 PM , Blogger RAM said...

camo: The word then was tarvo. Leave the "v" out.

The word now is zrgujqh. The only food it looks like was in my Post Alpha-Bets cereal this morning.

Liger sighting at Possum's blog.

Don't click his name. It takes you to a porno site. Big shock--eh?

At 10/18/2005 12:09 AM , Anonymous Dedmanrisn said...

Wasn't Carter the President who has to be saved from an attacking rabbit while he was out in the lake fishing for a clue?

BTW, is this now the default Scrappler site or what? Not to whack you Hawkeye, just curious.

At 10/18/2005 6:03 AM , Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

The word is lmwzin (Pronounced Lam-Weezin, a delightful dish made with attack rabbit entrails.) Anyway, this seems to be the Scrappleface hangout. Sorry I can't be here more.
Love to all.

At 10/18/2005 8:44 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Not sure that this is the default Scrapple site by any means. Possum has a lot of traffic over at his place HERE. But all are welcome.

Like a few Scrapplers have said, we probably need a better forum where it's a lot easier to comment... you know, like Scrappleface was.

At 10/18/2005 8:49 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Lam-weezin...? That sounds like a sheep with bronchitis.


At 10/18/2005 7:21 PM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Open thread at Libby Gone™
For the detoxing Scrapplefacers..

At 10/19/2005 1:52 PM , Anonymous BadAndy said...

This is like a bad dream you can't stop having. Every time I think we start to see a decline in the number of loony lefties more come out of the woodwork. It's like trying to get rid of cockroaches!

Please make it stop!

At 10/19/2005 8:19 PM , Anonymous Maggie said...

Bad Andy.

It is good to see you postng here.Are you as bummed about Scrappleface as we are?


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