Daily Wisdom

September 22, 2005

Kerry: Blame Bush for JetBlue Problems

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a manner reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, John F. Kerry today savagely attacked President George W. Bush for the problems experienced yesterday on JetBlue Flight 292. According to Kerry, the President has mismanaged the F.A.A. and has not spent enough time scrutinizing aircraft safety.

"For four and a half years, President Bush has spent far too much time on frivolous matters, and ignored this highly critical area of concern", said Kerry... Mr. Kerry then proceeded to tick off a list of the President's "trivial pursuits".

  • September 11, 2001
  • Launching the War on Terror
  • Freezing assets of terror-related organizations
  • Capturing al-Qaeda operatives in the U.S.
  • Creating a Dept. of Homeland Security
  • Freeing 30 million Afghanis
  • Freeing 26 million Iraqis
  • Rebuilding the Iraqi infrastructure
  • Assisting Afghanistan develop a constitution
  • Assisting Iraq develop a constitution
  • Capturing Saddam Hussein
  • Capturing or killing 75% of al-Qaeda leadership
  • No Child Left Behind
  • Prescription Drug Benefit
  • Tax Relief
  • Economic Recovery
  • Fighting AIDS in Africa
  • Getting judicial nominees approved
  • Getting U.N. ambassador approved
  • 2004 Hurricane Relief
  • Tsunami Relief
  • Hurricane Katrina Relief
  • "See what I mean", said Kerry, "Nothing nearly so important as this latest excuse for a Bush-bashing".


    At 9/22/2005 1:19 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

    Well, I guess we'll try this word verification thingy. Sorry about that, but "we don't need no steenkin' spam..."

    Thank you. That is all.

    At 9/22/2005 2:29 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

    I tried your "word verification thingy", but was unable to guess the word after dozens of many numerous tries, several times.

    Therefore, I still yet don't never have no comment.

    At 9/22/2005 7:13 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

    You just absolutely crack me up! If it wasn't for you, I swear that somedays I wouldn't smile at all.... Thanks pal!


    At 9/23/2005 4:12 AM , Blogger camojack said...

    Nah, blame JetBlue for buying Airbus planes...

    At 9/23/2005 10:21 AM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

    kucyqi, Hawkeye!
    kwhe icysl;c jhyc ji luiayc xgxhj
    khcdak iuw,xgh jhl ;ha lggy

    At 9/23/2005 10:58 AM , Anonymous Maggie said...

    .....and God forbid that he should help Texas.

    At 9/23/2005 11:03 AM , Anonymous Maggie said...

    What is the purpose of the "word
    verification thingy".It is a wordless verification.

    Did you try the Russian or iranian dictionary?

    At 9/23/2005 12:36 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

    The "word verification thingy" is supposed to keep computer-generated spam away. But you're right... I don't remember "jariaq" being a word.


    At 9/23/2005 12:39 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

    Libby Gone™,
    "kucyqi" to you too... and "zgfnvxp" besides!


    At 9/24/2005 5:01 PM , Anonymous Maggie said...

    Libby Gone

    Bless you!Take care of that cough.

    At 9/25/2005 1:26 AM , Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

    All the best blogs venture into the word verification thingy until they try Haloscan for comments.

    At 9/25/2005 4:03 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

    I guess that says it all about my blog...I didn't venture there!


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