Poll: Bush Turning To Dark Side

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of a recent poll conducted by Ipso-Facto suggest that President George W. Bush is becoming more evil. According to the poll results, 60% of Americans feel that Bush is dishonest. The same poll was conducted last February and at that time only 40% of Americans felt that Bush was dishonest. "The obvious conclusion we must draw from these results", said an unnamed Ipso-Facto spokesman, "is that Bush is becoming more dishonest... he's turning to the Dark Side".

The poll of 10 adult Americans was conducted on August 1, 2005 between 2:00 P.M. and 3:00 P.M. by Ipso-Facto's main telephone operator -- Barbara. February's poll was conducted in a similar fashion. The most recent poll used at least 8 of the same 10 adults as the February poll, but added 2 more Liberals for good measure. The poll has a margin of error of 20%. The Ipso-Facto polling service is owned by a consortium of George Soros, the DNC, and the NAAMSM (National Association for the Advancement of the Mainstream Media).

In response to the poll numbers, President Bush said, "That's the great thing about this country... people are free to be idiots if they want to... heh, heh."