Daily Wisdom

July 09, 2005

Reid: Bush Should Appoint R.I.N.O.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Harry Reid (D-NV), the minority leader of the Senate, suggested today that President Bush should nominate a R.I.N.O. (Republican In Name Only) as Supreme Court Justice to fill the vacancy created by Sandra Day O'Connor. Reid did this by suggesting that liberal Earl Warren, a R.I.N.O. Supreme Court Justice who died on this day in 1974, is the role model for Bush's next appointment.

President Bush could not be reached for comment. Aides say he was unable to speak because he was laughing so hard at Reid's suggestion.


At 7/09/2005 5:37 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

President Bush ROTCL (rolled off the couch laughing).

It was feared for a moment that The President had, once again, been indulging in pretzels while watching TV. However no incriminating pretzel bag was found after diligent search of the premises.

At 7/09/2005 5:43 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Don't forget, President Bush is still recovering from injuries he suffered after falling off his mountain bike the other day. A pretzel infarction could have been disastrous.

At 7/09/2005 8:46 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Bush: Reid should STFU.

At 7/10/2005 12:26 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

There's a lot of things Reid should do which I cannot repeat on this family-friendly blog site.

At 7/10/2005 1:21 AM , Blogger camojack said...

Quite. Which is why I employed an acronym, of course...and kajun gave me the idea. :-)

At 7/10/2005 9:47 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

I'm so glad that W can still enjoy a good laugh. We all need that from time to time to relieve the stress of everyday life. Just wait George, there's more comin'!

At 7/10/2005 10:12 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

You're right. However, if the Dems keep repeating the joke over and over... it won't be as funny the third and fourth time around.

Thanks for stopping by.


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