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July 20, 2005

NARAL Opposes Roberts Nomination

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- NARAL announced its opposition to John Roberts, President Bush's nominee for the Supreme Court, even before Bush formally made his selection public in a prime time TV White House appearance on Tuesday. A spokesman for NARAL (the National Abortion Rights Action League) told reporters, "It's never too early to register your complaints against those who would restrict our right to randomly murder innocent, defenseless American citizens."

The group said it was planning an "emergency demonstration" against the nomination of Roberts across the street from the Capitol Building at midday today. "Our major gripe", said the NARAL spokesman, "is that Roberts was not aborted along with dozens of other potential conservative Republicans years ago. We advocate the Planned Parenthood model, which rejects abortion ONLY in the event that it can be conclusively shown that the 'proto-human' will grow up to be a Liberal Democrat."

"Isn't that kind of forecasting a bit tricky?", asked one reporter. "Of course", said the spokesman. "That's why we would rather err on the side of caution by killing millions of potential Liberal Democrats just to prevent the birth of one or two conservative Republicans".

In related news, the Fetal-Rights Emergency Action Koalition of Utah (FREAK-U), is holding its own demonstation. Their slogan is "No Devastation Without Representation!"

Margaret Sanger could not be reached for comment.

8 Comments:

At 7/20/2005 5:07 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Don't you sometimes wish that these NARAL cretins mothers' had been "pro-choice"? I do...

 
At 7/20/2005 6:44 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

A good one. I especially liked the reference to "FREAK-U"

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 
At 7/20/2005 7:22 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
I guess many of them are pro-choice. Just not enough... sigh.

 
At 7/20/2005 7:23 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Kajun,
Thanks. I had fun with that one.

 
At 7/20/2005 8:29 PM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

Is NARAL planning to demonstrate during the first trimester of the confirmation process?

 
At 7/20/2005 8:36 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

onlineanalyst,
Whatever they do... I'm sure it will be a real abortion.

 
At 7/23/2005 11:32 AM , Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

Great site. How did you get the other ads?

 
At 7/23/2005 2:02 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Pat'sRick,
Hi. I assume you're talking about the ads in my sidebar? Well you can click here to see how I got the Social Security calculator. As for the rest, I mostly just got pictures from the various websites and then attached a link to them. They're mostly "home-made" if you will. If you want more info, you can find my E-mail address under my profile (if you don't already have it). Let me know and fill you in on the details. It's not too hard if have the right tools and you're a little patient.

 

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