Daily Wisdom

July 07, 2005

G8 Summit Awards Terrorists

GLENEAGLES, Scotland -- In response to the string of explosions that rocked London today, the leaders of the G8 Summit announced that they would 'hunt down' the perpetrators in order to honor them with an Award for Bravery. "It takes real courage to plant bombs in public places that will kill or maim dozens of innocent civilians", said British Prime Minister Tony Blair. "A fair fight between uniformed soldiers on the battlefield would be too much to ask", he continued. "These terrorists have clearly chosen the path of honor... using methods that every civilized nation should emulate... and we strongly intend to consider doing so".

President Bush declared,"We can only support our British friends in their desire to honor these as-yet-unknown heroes. We strongly resent the assertions of some who might suggest that those responsible for today's events are nothing more than cowardly dogs, defiled infidels, vermin, snakes, worms, leeches, parasites, or insects. They are not men who act like women, men with nothing between their legs, men who hide behind women and children, men who wear women's clothing, men who feel strength by hurting women and children, or men who cry like babies when they are captured by Christians. Those who feel this way should rethink their position. They should realize that such insults are just too good for such heroes. We are looking for better insults. If you have some, please contact your local blogger".

Jaques Chirac merely looked on while others spoke.


At 7/07/2005 10:13 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Responsibility for the recent events in London, rests squarely on the shoulders of the main stream media and their hammer and sickle flag waving, cowardly, drug immersed, sicko, sychopathic, hate-America, friends in this Country.

They know who they are!

At 7/07/2005 10:16 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Don't hold back now... tell me what you REALLY think!

At 7/08/2005 5:29 PM , Blogger camojack said...

"We are looking for better insults. If you have some, please contact your local blogger"

Wipers of other people's bottoms?

At 7/08/2005 5:34 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Good one!... which of course leads to such favorites as:

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries... No go away you filthy English k-niggets, or I will taunt you one more time.

At 7/09/2005 2:18 PM , Anonymous Hawkeye® said...

Ooops. That should be... "NOW go away you filthy, etc., etc."

At 7/09/2005 4:58 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Another ooops! I think that's...

"or I will taunt you a second time".

Oh well, you know what I mean!

At 7/09/2005 8:44 PM , Blogger camojack said...



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