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July 13, 2005

Dems To Justify Campaign Threat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an effort to justify their 2004 election campaign threats that President Bush would revive the Draft, a team of Senate and House Democrats today said they are planning to introduce legislation that would significantly increase the size of the U.S. Army by introducing the Draft.

"Since Bush can't seem to do anything on his own, the Democrats will have to get the job done without him", said Hillary Clinton (D-NY). Hillary Clinton, a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, is up for re-election to the Senate in 2006 and is considered a potential presidential candidate in 2008. "We promised that President Bush would revive the Draft, and we mean to keep our promises", said Clinton.

Ms. Clinton is already preparing campaign ads which attack President Bush for reviving the Draft.

7 Comments:

At 7/14/2005 3:36 AM , Blogger camojack said...

Shrillary is a joke...not a funny one, however.

 
At 7/14/2005 5:19 AM , Blogger Kajun said...

No one knows the meaning of draft...unless they've visited an outhouse in February in the Northern plains!

 
At 7/14/2005 6:45 AM , Blogger camojack said...

kajun-san:
I dunno 'bout dat...had a pitcher of draft Yuengling Lager with Santini yesterday; that's a good kind of draft.

 
At 7/14/2005 9:27 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Hey! I just paid a lot of money a couple of years ago for new windows! No drafts here!

 
At 7/14/2005 9:36 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

I like camo's version of draft better than kajun's. But I'll bet kajun's version strikes a little closer to "home", ehh?

 
At 7/14/2005 9:37 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Way to go! We're savin' energy now.

 
At 7/15/2005 6:06 AM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

Gotta love that Hillary, always on top of the preclusive action...

 

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