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July 11, 2005

Clinton Reveals Reading Preferences

ALBANY, NY -- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), who is a woman, today revealed her reading preferences when she likened President George W. Bush to Alfred E. Neuman, the central character from MAD Magazine. Clinton aides have suggested anonymously that she abhors "heavy" reading material such as the New York Times, the Washington Post, or other print media which uses some words that Hillary can't understand. "She likes the pictures in MAD Magazine", said one aide. "That's where most of her strategic thinking originates".

Alfred E. Neuman commented that he was honored and privileged to have Senator Clinton as a fan.


6 Comments:

At 7/11/2005 7:47 PM , Blogger camojack said...

She probably likes the fold-in concept; it makes pictures of her look thinner...

 
At 7/11/2005 8:21 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

When asked if she was concerned that this information about her personal private life had leaked out, Sen Clinton said:
"What...me worry?"

 
At 7/11/2005 10:40 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

I think she likes Spy vs. Spy.

 
At 7/12/2005 4:23 PM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

The Spy vs. Spy reference makes me wonder what Hildebeast was doing with the FBI files back in her White House days. Prepping for her upcoming and current dirty politics games?

 
At 7/12/2005 8:20 PM , Anonymous onlineanalyst said...

She reads? I thought that Madame Hillary spent most of her time watching "Desperate Housewives".

 
At 7/13/2005 12:14 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Hillarious is desperate alright, but not much of a housewife.

 

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