Clinton Reveals Reading Preferences
ALBANY, NY -- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), who is a woman, today revealed her reading preferences when she likened President George W. Bush to Alfred E. Neuman, the central character from MAD Magazine. Clinton aides have suggested anonymously that she abhors "heavy" reading material such as the New York Times, the Washington Post, or other print media which uses some words that Hillary can't understand. "She likes the pictures in MAD Magazine", said one aide. "That's where most of her strategic thinking originates".
Alfred E. Neuman commented that he was honored and privileged to have Senator Clinton as a fan.
posted by Hawkeye® -- Monday, July 11, 2005
5 Comments
5 Comments:
She probably likes the fold-in concept; it makes pictures of her look thinner...
I think she likes Spy vs. Spy.
The Spy vs. Spy reference makes me wonder what Hildebeast was doing with the FBI files back in her White House days. Prepping for her upcoming and current dirty politics games?
She reads? I thought that Madame Hillary spent most of her time watching "Desperate Housewives".
Hillarious is desperate alright, but not much of a housewife.
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