Daily Wisdom

July 31, 2005

Al-Queda Implements Cost-Savings Measures

AL-JAZEERA RADIO -- Al-Queda announced today that it is implementing a number of cost-saving measures in an effort to better carry out it's terrorist vision of world domination through Islamic militancy. As a result of the War on Terror, many of Al-Queda's traditional funding sources have been frozen or eliminated. "We need to save money on frivolous expenditures", said a spokesman for Al-Queda who wished to remain anonymous.

The first sign of these cost-saving efforts was the shutdown of various Al-Queda affiliated websites. Israeli intelligence officers noticed that only a handful of such websites still remain in operation.

"More cost-saving measures are planned", said the Al-Queda spokesman. "If we can't get costs under control soon, we may have to start cutting heads".

9 Comments:

At 7/31/2005 5:05 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

As a further cost-cutting measure, all future candidates for de-capatation will be required to furnish their own blindfold and rope.

 
At 7/31/2005 5:15 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Kajun,
Yikes! Sounds like a tough business to be in right at the moment.

 
At 7/31/2005 7:03 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Yes, it's a real cutthroat operation...

 
At 8/01/2005 7:57 AM , Blogger Libby Gone™ said...

Maybe they can save money on head towels at Wal-mart.

 
At 8/01/2005 8:11 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

OUCH!

 
At 8/01/2005 12:35 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Camo,
You have such a way with words.

Libby Gone™,
Based on the last bombings in London, I think they cut back on the quality of the explosives they use. Lucky for Londoners, eh?

 
At 8/01/2005 12:36 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Marge,
Yes, I know. It's a very painful topic.

 
At 8/01/2005 2:14 PM , Anonymous prettyold said...

Anybody got a knife sharpener?

 
At 8/01/2005 7:47 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Hawkeye® said:
Camo,
You have such a way with words.


Yes, I know; I'm a cunning linguist.

Thanks for noticing!

 

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