Al-Queda Implements Cost-Savings Measures

AL-JAZEERA RADIO -- Al-Queda announced today that it is implementing a number of cost-saving measures in an effort to better carry out it's terrorist vision of world domination through Islamic militancy. As a result of the War on Terror, many of Al-Queda's traditional funding sources have been frozen or eliminated. "We need to save money on frivolous expenditures", said a spokesman for Al-Queda who wished to remain anonymous.

The first sign of these cost-saving efforts was the shutdown of various Al-Queda affiliated websites. Israeli intelligence officers noticed that only a handful of such websites still remain in operation.

"More cost-saving measures are planned", said the Al-Queda spokesman. "If we can't get costs under control soon, we may have to start cutting heads".