Daily Wisdom

June 13, 2005

Michael Jackson Going To DisneyWorld

SANTA MARIA, CA -- Michael Jackson was found innocent today of all 10 charges in his child-molestation trial. A reporter stuck a microphone in his face and asked, "You've just been found innocent... what are you going to do now?" Jackson replied, "I'm going to DisneyWorld!"

Michael Jackson, often compared to Shamu the Killer Whale (who is also black and white, and lives in a theme park), has decided that a change of scenery is in order. Michael apparently prefers Disney's version of Fantasyland to his own at Neverland Ranch. It has been suggested that Michael may want get away from Neverland for a few days (with all it's reminders of pornography and child-molestation) in favor of a more family-friendly theme park. Too bad... he just missed 'Gay Days' at Disney.


At 6/14/2005 2:06 AM , Blogger camojack said...

I don't know if the guy is actually a child molester; he was exonerated, after all.

He is most definitely disturbed, however...and disturbing.

At 6/14/2005 6:40 AM , Blogger Pat'sRick© said...

Weird is not a crime. He was found guilty of all charges. Under our system, he is innocent of molesting that boy, conspiring to do evil and furnishing alcohol to minors. Regardless of our personal feelings, if we respect the rule of law, we must forever consider the creep not guilty.


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