Daily Wisdom

May 09, 2005

Schumer Asks Bush To Surrender Authority

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) on Saturday urged President Bush to turn over his authority for selecting judicial nominees to the Democrats. "There is so much turmoil and bickering between Republicans and Democrats", said Schumer. "If the President would just let Democrats pick the nominees, all this wrangling could be eliminated."

Schumer made his remarks during the weekly radio address of the Democratic Party. He went on to denounce what he called "a whiff of extremism in the air the likes of which we haven't seen in decades."

An unnamed Republican strategist commented, "I thought I smelled something foul... but I don't think it's coming from our side of the aisle."

President Bush responded to Schumer's request saying, "Those guys are just sore losers. They lost the election. They lost seats in the House and the Senate. And now they're just making donkeys outta themselves. Can you spell 'Loser'? L-O-O-Z-E-R... Loser!"


At 5/09/2005 4:33 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Maybe he could break out in a rendition of "I'm a loser", that old Beatles tune...

At 5/10/2005 10:13 PM , Anonymous C Rangel said...

Did someone mention my name?

At 5/11/2005 9:36 AM , Blogger MargeinMI said...

Aha! Robert's true identity is finally known!

At 5/14/2005 2:38 PM , Anonymous Leben Frei said...

"a whiff of extremism in the air the likes of which we haven't seen in decades." I've heard of people with highly developed senses of smell but I've never heard that anyone has actually been able to "see" odors. It must be some new high tech thingy.


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