Daily Wisdom

May 08, 2005

Condi Rice Apologizes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a letter to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) blasted Condi for her failure to provide documents regarding charges that John R. Bolton (President Bush's nominee for U.S. Ambassador the U.N.) went so far as think for himself.

"What I seek to determine is whether these documents demonstrate a pattern of conduct that calls into question the nominee's fitness to serve as U.S. Representative to the United Nations," said Biden. "We can't have people in high office who analyze documents or intelligence and then formulate their own opinions", he continued. "Here in Washington... we need more mindless idiots and obstructionists".

In a televised response via Sunday morning talkshow, Condi Rice apologized for her failure to respond immediately to Senator Biden's request and cited the fact that her dog ate the original request letter. She also complimented Biden saying that he is "a role model" for those who aspire to be great obstructionists.





At 5/08/2005 11:49 AM , Anonymous blogmaniac said...

I thought they were the 3 Stooges.

At 5/08/2005 1:47 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

See Joe (attempt to) Condi John a second time.

At 5/08/2005 5:49 PM , Blogger camojack said...

I think her apology should be along the lines of "I'm sorry you're such a pathetic weasel..."

At 5/08/2005 5:54 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

You took the words right out of my mouth... (You might want to wipe them off as they may still be a bit wet with saliva.)

At 5/08/2005 6:58 PM , Blogger camojack said...

Hawkeye® said...

You took the words right out of my mouth...

I used my handy-dandy pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers...never log on without 'em. :-)


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