Daily Wisdom

April 21, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI Starts New Blog

VATICAN CITY, Rome -- The new pope appears to be a digital maven who not only has his own E-mail address (benedictxvi@vatican.va), but also appears intent on starting his own blog. Rumors have it the name of the new blog will be "View From the Vatican". Actually, the new pope has several E-mail addresses in various languages. It is unclear if he will have several blogs in various languages. A preliminary Pope Blog is already up and running.

According to an on-line fan club, the pope's official blog slogan will be, "Putting the smackdown on heresy since 1981". Leaks from the Vatican suggest that the Pope's blog profile will include such items as... "German-born, Hitler-Youth conscript, Flak (German anti-aircraft corps), military deserter, P.O.W., seminarian, priest, bishop, "Panzer" cardinal, "God's rottweiler", Pope, humble worker in God's vineyard, German Shepard".


At 4/21/2005 10:24 PM , Anonymous Good Catholic said...

You are really mean!

At 4/21/2005 10:26 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

Good Catholic,
Sorry, but I have too much fun with satire. No harm intended... only good, clean fun, REALLY.

At 4/22/2005 1:47 AM , Blogger Kajun said...

Wonder if he's been trolled by howie yet.

At 4/22/2005 11:05 AM , Blogger Beerme said...

Great! A new conservative blog. John Kerry will be so upset!

At 4/22/2005 11:43 PM , Anonymous Leben Frei said...

He has had some rather interesting perspectives on life hasn't he? Those Gemans are supposed to be strict disciplinarians. The Catholic church needs to take strict disciplinary action to cleanse itself of pedophile priests and to rebuke those in the church heirarchy who failed to excommunicate such perverts.He has a tough assignment ahead of him. I don't think he will be laughing too much.

At 4/23/2005 10:12 AM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

leben frei,
Yeah... I think the Pope's blog might be a LITTLE more reserved than Scrappleface© or View From Above®.


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