Daily Wisdom

April 30, 2005

Frist Threatens Nuclear Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a fashion reminiscent of Kim Jung Il, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) has threatened to conduct a test of the "nuclear option" if Democrats continue to threaten a filibuster over President Bush's judicial nominees.

In a blustery monologue, Frist took on a tone unusual for this normally mild, soft-spoken member of the group known as Washington Insiders Making Progress. "I will turn this Senate into a lake of... tepid water... that's unfit for bathing in", he said. "So there. Take that, you big bad Democrats you."

Two of a Kind?


At 4/30/2005 4:52 PM , Anonymous bill frist said...

"Hmmmm, is it just me, or does that guy Kim seem a bit cold and lifeless."

At 4/30/2005 5:04 PM , Blogger camojack said...


At 4/30/2005 8:40 PM , Anonymous mig said...

Please. Go for it. JUST DO IT. Do somenthing! Get some work done.


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