Eugenics Rises Again

SEOUL, South Korea -- Eugenics, a social philosophy which advocates the manipulation of human reproduction for the purposes of attempting to improve the human species over generations, appears to be making a comeback in Asia. Eugenics was widely held by notorious proponents such as Adolf Hitler, Margaret Sanger (founder of Planned Parenthood of America), and Josef Mengele (Nazi death doctor).

Today it is being used to weed out the "Bad, Bloodtype-B Boys" (alliteration never hurt anybody). The subject, which has its roots in 1927 Japan (read... Pre-WWII fascist state), is apparently raising interest among South Koreans. Books about "Dating a Type-B Man", and movies like "My Boyfriend is Type-B", are all the rage.

It seems that popular belief suggests that Type-B bloodtype men are not worth considering. "Stay away from dem", said one South Korean woman. "Dey no good fo' you." Polls would suggest that many Asian Type-B bloodtype men are staying home and enjoying it less (read... sex-starved and enjoying it less).