Daily Wisdom

April 28, 2005

An Apple with Two Cores?

CUPERTINO, CA -- In an effort to keep pace with the technology innovations of Intel and AMD, Apple Computer is considering dual-core processors for its future products according to an unnamed industry analyst. It appears that the coming trend in CPUs will be dual-core units, which as the name suggests, contain two processors within one chip.

The reason for this innovation is because of the inability of most chip-makers to develop a single-core chip that will run at 4.0 GHz. Apparently micro-miniturization is reaching a limit where just too much heat is being created by a single-core.

An unnamed insider at Apple suggested that there may be another reason for the switch. "You didn't hear this from me," he said, "but the Quality Control people have been finding a lot more
worms in our Apples lately".

8 Comments:

At 4/28/2005 1:20 PM , Blogger Marc with a "c" said...

Very punny. ;)

 
At 4/28/2005 3:12 PM , Anonymous Hawkeye® said...

Marc with a "c",
Very Patriotic!

 
At 4/28/2005 4:43 PM , Blogger Marc with a "c" said...

Yeah, it's my old avatar. I was getting a little tired of Webster. I was thinking of putting up an pic of myself, but I don't have one I like. Maybe some day.

 
At 4/29/2005 11:16 AM , Blogger camojack said...

You guys got me beat; how do you put up a picture, or a link, even?

 
At 4/29/2005 3:01 PM , Blogger hooey said...

Many conservatives have offered their opinionthat I am a «poseur», «satire», a «faux lib», or a «Liberal Larry spinoff». Nohing could be further from the truth. I am a true progressive thinking individual, or a «liberal» if you will. I began posting on Scrapple Face lasy September to try and pursuade the conservatives there to change their vote and support Sen. Kerry. I continued posting after the theft of the 2004 election to educate the stain glass right wingers about the pogressive movement. This year I found the «Blame Bush» site, and at first thought it was a progressive site. I sooon found that it was satire; I then began posting ther for the same reason that I was posting @ Scrapple Fave - to educate. IN the mean time I was banned from Scrapple Face. While reading Blame Bush one day, I found that someone had posted «is this our Howie?», with a link to Dean04prez's site. I found that too was satire.I am not Deen. However, Dean recommended I start my own blog, which I did, for the purpose of education.

 
At 4/29/2005 3:28 PM , Blogger Kajun said...

Apple; "Where their worm dieth not".

 
At 4/29/2005 7:50 PM , Anonymous Motts said...

Mac users may find this news a-peeling.

 
At 4/30/2005 4:10 PM , Blogger Hawkeye® said...

howie-dean-whoever,
Welcome to the group of "Viewers".

 

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