Another Down Day on Wall Street
NEW YORK, NY -- According to analysts, Wall Street had its worst day in almost 2 years with the DJIA dropping by 191 points... the third straight day of triple-digit losses. Not a few traders were beginning to bite their nails, and some were beginning to line up for jump-off points from the nation's tallest buildings.
However, more than a few market watchers were suggesting to just relax and see what tomorrow holds. "Sure, oil and gas prices are high by recent standards", said one trader. "But, adjusted for inflation, energy prices are VERY realistic."
Another pundit who wished to remain anonymous suggested, "The U.S. economy is by far the most solid, resourceful, innovative, and productive business engine in the world. Don't worry about temporary fluctuations."
In other news, General Electric Co. said Friday that first-quarter profit rose 25 percent from a year ago. Low-cost carrier Southwest Airlines Inc. said first-quarter earnings nearly tripled. The New York Times Co.'s profits nearly doubled in the first three months of 2005.
Some accountants are fearful that tax write-offs for capital losses may be down this year.
24 Comments:
The sky is falling... the sky is falling!
I invented triple-digit losses!
Are you making fun of accountants?
My poor, poor 401K...
See...I told you this sosh-kurity privatization scheme was "risky".
-algore
I Think it's George Soros messing with the money changers...
Just another opportunity to buy low.
mig,
George Soros.... Yuck! Don't even mention that slimy, slippery, sloppy, slithery, slinky, slopehead (good alliteration, eh?) in my presence.... but don't forget to come back, OK?
'da Bunny
sosh-kurity?.... I don't understand it, but I LIKE IT!!!
berme,
Just another opportunity to buy "ein Pils" oder "ein Weiss Bier" oder "ein doppelganger"...
Was ist los? Mein Herren und Damen, ich bin ein Berliner....
or some such.
I think in honor of the warm, beautiful spring day here in Michigan, that I would like a nice cold hefe-weizen! MMMMMMMGGLLLRGH! (My Homer impression)
OK, maybe a nice Optimator would be good, too. I just realized how cold it is now that the sun went down!
Hhhmmm... I work for GE, and their profits are up. Any connection? BTW, glad I could help on the pic. If I'd known you were better lookin' than me, I would left you on your own. ;)
beerme,
I'm not particular... I'll have whatever you're drinking!
Marc with a "c",
That must be it! You work for GE and their profits up. The connection is crystal clear!
Marc looks decidedly like Alex Karras's sidekick, Rodney Alan Rippey!
Hi Hawkeye. Your site looks much better than mine. Then again, I only started mine so I could say hi to camojack. I will post some thoughts on a flat tax tomorrow, though. For now, goodnight.
Hawkeye,
Are you sure you are not John Bolton?
Hawkeye
Heellllp!.....I'm being held captive in this ANONMOUS mode.How do I escape?Please explain how to choose an identity.
Maggie
Mr. Hawkeye, I just found out about your site. Congratulations! I was never that up on Wall St. I've been very busy lately and haven't had much time to post on ScrappleFace or anywhere else, but I have gotten a few posts in.
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I say put Martha Stewart back in the "clink"!
Things were MUCH better when she was locked up!
Maggie
Try logging in as "Other". When it asks you for your website, you don't have to put anything in... it's optional.
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